Ray Rsonic Lewis Here you go:
Man, the craziest girlfriend I’ve ever had/
She was all good, at first, she loved all the bad/
I can be in sweat pants, a sweat shirt and sweat bands/
...Wearing smelly socks, she still loved my sweat glands/
She loved me when I packed my pack for Afghan/
She said she’d write me every day till I return back/
She sent me crazy letter and better she sent snacks/
So I was thinkin im gonna wife her her when I return back/
But when I got back, I wanted to chill and relax/
I didn’t see it, but something crackled, popped, and then snapped/
I just told her we were done then I gave her the axe/
She didn’t have to throw my shoes out the window of my slab/
She did some other stuff but I’ll save that for another rap/
But she did say she hope I go back and die in Iraq/
But surprise, Im alive, so I thank God for the present/
Oops I almost forgot, I gotta get Marlie a present/
It’s her bday manana, I had the perfect idea/
Till she bout the perfect idea so shell get the second perfect idea/
Chocolate Grasshoppers! Who don’t like them?/
What do you mean, I am mean and you don’t wanna bite him?/
C’mon try him, you might really, like him/
You gotta believe me, just take a incy wincy/
Bite and with peanut butter, I heard they taste like Reese’s./
If you don’t believe me ask Chris Z the truth/He’s had my back, before a bracket was on a tooth/
Before Jay Pharaoh, was on SNL doin spoofs /
And before he was on you tube doing impressions actin goof/
Chris has been down so I gotta say, Thank You!
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