MARLIE JO BDAY BDAY RAP

Where do I start your so, amazing that no card or note/
Could do you justice, even if I, marked it with a Sharpie BOLD/
Then put it with a present, that they sellin’, a Target sto’/
You really, out did me, on my birthday with the party thrown/...

Aint even gonna try, can’t lie, so I just marvel yo/
Do know that you sculpted, like He, carved you out of marble stone/
So when you’re tired, of the Lion, and you can’t Bear it on your own/
Just click your heels together, like that girl, with the sparkle loafs/

Forget about the road of gold, girl you got a heart of gold/
That’s why you’re pretty, you exquisite, like an artist stroke/
You’re fun when it’s boring, you mozzarella on an artichoke/
So “don’t worry ‘bout a ting,” like the song that Bob Marley wrote/

So this is a song I wrote, for you, cause no card I stroke/
Can satisfy you, you rather spend time with your folk/
So that’s what you’ll get, nada, zip, but a facebook note/
And…maybe a dinner so Happy Born Day, Marlie JO!/See More

SHANIKA BROWN BDAY RAP

Shanika wow, you got the neatest smile/
And you should be happy cause your eyes are soo wild/
like you on the prowl, when they see you, they go "GROWWWL"/
Cant wait to put a ring on that thing grab the wedding gown/
And you know Im the Homie, so a brotha gotta clown/
...soda selter in my mouth, got you rollin on th ground/
laughing your butt off, i wish i could join for chow/
But for now, Im just happy, Happy Birthday Shanika Brown!/

BDAY RAP 2

so I gotta thank my momma, for keeping me safe/
told me not to wander, and to stay away from "BANG"/
comin from the thugs, the drugs and the gangs/
if it wasnt for her i wouldnt be 28/ Thanks
All to all my real folks, leavin birthday posts/
...I appreciate the love you made my birthday dope/
even though i worked it wasnt the worst day nope/
because I iwas on facebook, dont tell my boss though/haha

BDAY RAP 1

Well..back in the day, when they rocked high top fades/
dookie rope chains, and Rick James braids/
when women wore the tights, and leg warmers on they legs/
That time was the same, time frame I was made/

SCHWARTZ CHALLENGE

I used to be cheesey like cheddar now Im better at raps/
animated, with a fluid toungue, like sylvester the cat/
sufferin succotash, sassafrass, silly, me and tweety are lads/
because he got me a gattlin gat for these pesterin' bats/ Ahhh!!

FREESTYLE FRIDAY: 9/3/10

Ray Rsonic Lewis Here you go:

Man, the craziest girlfriend I’ve ever had/
She was all good, at first, she loved all the bad/
I can be in sweat pants, a sweat shirt and sweat bands/
...Wearing smelly socks, she still loved my sweat glands/

She loved me when I packed my pack for Afghan/
She said she’d write me every day till I return back/
She sent me crazy letter and better she sent snacks/
So I was thinkin im gonna wife her her when I return back/

But when I got back, I wanted to chill and relax/
I didn’t see it, but something crackled, popped, and then snapped/
I just told her we were done then I gave her the axe/
She didn’t have to throw my shoes out the window of my slab/
She did some other stuff but I’ll save that for another rap/
But she did say she hope I go back and die in Iraq/

But surprise, Im alive, so I thank God for the present/
Oops I almost forgot, I gotta get Marlie a present/
It’s her bday manana, I had the perfect idea/
Till she bout the perfect idea so shell get the second perfect idea/

Chocolate Grasshoppers! Who don’t like them?/
What do you mean, I am mean and you don’t wanna bite him?/
C’mon try him, you might really, like him/
You gotta believe me, just take a incy wincy/
Bite and with peanut butter, I heard they taste like Reese’s./

If you don’t believe me ask Chris Z the truth/He’s had my back, before a bracket was on a tooth/
Before Jay Pharaoh, was on SNL doin spoofs /
And before he was on you tube doing impressions actin goof/
Chris has been down so I gotta say, Thank You!

FREESTYLE FRIDAY: 9/10/10

Like Waka Flaka Flame, go hard in the paint/
But when you go hard in the paint, you bound to get a stain/
And stains don’t wash themselves, so you better get a ring/
And give to a dame, marriage is a good thing/

...But if you don’t date, then you’ll never get a ring/
And there ain’t a ring, then dating can really suck/
I wonder is it luck, maybe timing, or just guts/
Hold up! Where’s Angela? Who had her tied up?!/